New Element Discovered
by B. Franklin

     June 1, 2014 Thanks to Adrian Vance
http://adrianvance.blogspot.com

 

 
The most dense element in the universe has been  found.

Pelosium:  A  major research institution, that insists on anonymity, has announced the discovery of the most dense element yet known to science.  The new element has been named Pelosium in honor of its famous, or notorious, exemplar due to its instability. 

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, and has an atomic mass of  311.

The particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass increases over time, as morons randomly interact with elements in the atmosphere to become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium nucleus, yielding the formation of several isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach critical voting mass

A BUREAUCRACY, LIKE ANY LIVING ORGANISM, MUST CONSUME TO SURVIVE.
DON'T LET IT CONSUME YOU.

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