January 18, 2012  by  William L. Lump     

THE CHICAGO co2 PROJECT

It took Albert Gore to recognize the problem.
It took Barrack Obama to inspire a solution.

The Obama / Gore Chicago Carbon Solution
(Eliminate the Competition)

WE ARE TOLD THAT CO2 IS A THREAT TO THE ENVIRONMENT.

WE ARE WARNED THAT, LIKE THE CHINESE, WE
MAY HAVE TO LIMIT THE NUMBER OF CHILDREN
WE HAVE BECAUSE PEOPLE MAKE SO MUCH CO2

Here's an opportunity for all Americans to do their part in the war on CO2

The Obama / Gore Chicago Carbon Solution, a program
that will balance the human carbon footprint the Chicago way...

BY ELIMINATING THE COMPETITION !

YOU'VE SEEN THEM
You've probably noticed a number of dogs and cats in your neighborhood.
They are like little CO2 pumps, releasing carbon dioxide all over the neighborhood.
How about the kids with boxes of free puppies outside the convenience store?
Did you realize that each of those puppies is worth .02 carbon offset credits?

By simply removing one puppy from the breathing population of this
planet you have earned .02 credits. Kittens, because of their size, are
worth only .01 credits but they are more plentiful and easier to find.

Larger animals like deer, elk, bears, moose, etc are worth up to .08 credits, but
they are harder to transport  to the pick-up site.  A cow will fetch .10 credits because
of its polluting bovine flatulence which we object to but aliens seem to enjoy.

Start earning your Carbon Offset Credits today. 
 Remember...  It only takes 1.4 Offset Credits to neutralize your carbon footprint for 1 year.

Start rounding up those strays and get them to an  animal pick-up site.

Also, be sure to register early for the  annual   Endangered Species Hunt.

A BUREAUCRACY, LIKE ANY LIVING ORGANISM, MUST CONSUME TO SURVIVE.
DON'T LET IT CONSUME YOU.

 

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