Get Your Degree in Rocket Science

Feb 4, 2015  by  J. Galt

 

 

ROCKET SCIENCE FINAL EXAM

Pass this exam and earn a degree in Rocket Science
from the University of Saint Peters Gate.
 Degree is Printed with your name on 8 1/2 X 11
parchment paper.   Suitable for framing.

 1. How do you spell the word "rocket"?       

 2. In which direction should a rocket travel?    

 3. A rocket is propelled by:     A. gasoline        B. electricity
                                                    
C. rocket fuel    D. dark matter

4.  Eight scientists cross the road moving in an easterly direction. How many
     of them are not wearing brown
shoes ?  Why ?
     
 

This exam will be graded using US Government
Common Core Standards.

       

When someone asks "How do you know that?" just point to your degree.
Makes a great gift for that smart-ass friend.

A BUREAUCRACY, LIKE ANY LIVING ORGANISM, MUST CONSUME TO SURVIVE.
DON'T LET IT CONSUME YOU.

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